There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.
One Direction (from England) gets on stage. Nobody says shit.
Avicii (from Sweden) gets on stage. Nobody says shit.
Jennifer Lopez (from the US) gets on stage and sings in spanish.
"HOLY SHIT WOW SPEAK ENGLISH THIS IS AMERICA YOU ARE A MEXICAN GET OFF THE STAGE"
I hate all of you.